December 11th, 2003

Time: 09:53 pm Current Mood: discontent

Oh, God. Let's see... 1) Neji left me to go stay with Uchiha and Uzumaki. 2) I haven't seen Akage in over a month. 3) Temari and Jiraiya are trying for another baby, so that's all I hear at night. Oh, God, even from the roof, I can hear them. They're so loud. I don't think I've ever heard people make so much noise when they're in bed together. I'm seriously debating deafening myself, so that I'll never have to hear my sister moaning dirty sentences ending in "...JIRAIYAAAAAAAAAA" ever again. 4) My nephews are hellacious little midgets. Kato likes to kick, and Karai likes to pull hair. They both like to bite. They do it often. and 5) I haven't had anything decent to eat since Neji left. Temari is quite possibly the worst cook ever, and Jiraiya's not much better. Please, Neji. I'm begging you to come back to me. I can't stand living here. I promise, I won't ever say perverted things about Uchiha ever again. Hell, I won't say anything ever again. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. You're everything to me, Neji. ...I miss you, Muffinbutt. ;_;

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December 10th, 2003

Time: 12:53 am

It has come to my attention that I like to see half-naked pretty boys writhing around in icing. Is that wrong of me? Because if it is, I don't want to be right.

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December 9th, 2003

Time: 09:22 am Current Mood: inflammatory

I have learned many things over the past few days. 1) Kiba has the brainpower of a dead raccoon. 2) His mommy does his other mommy with a strap-on. Then they have sex with their dogs, because they are zoophiles sexually liberated wimmin. 3) Kiba was only with Shino for the bugz. 4) Shino's dad is a whore. Actually, most everyone's dad is a whore. Shikamaru's, Ino's, Hanabi's, Kiba's (except his dad was a dog), mine, Zabuza... 5) Sometimes I don't dislike Uke. Edit: ( I wrote a story for you, Kiba ) ...I didn't plagiarize that at all.

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Time: 08:36 am Current Mood: predatory

I suppose I owe you all an explanation about why I've given up the chatspeak and obsession with ICP. But I don't feel like giving one, and therefore you're not getting one. Suffice it to say: I'm going to kill and eat Konohamaru. Right after I get done with Poodlehumper's butch lesbian mommy. Have a nice day. PS - Words cannot express my happiness at this development.

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November 2nd, 2003

Time: 10:04 pm Current Mood: tired

now you know - this is what Hinata and Neji do on the weekends. I bet Nejis making cookies. hes not called Cookieslut for nothing. ^^ that redhead chick looks way too fuckin determined. and wtf, why is she wriging NEJI on that cake?!?! bitch

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October 27th, 2003

Subject: im so badass Time: 11:50 pm Current Mood: happy

Congratulations, Temari and Jiraiya-nii-chan! ^_^ im totally an uncle. oh yeah. wohooooooooo~~~~~

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Time: 04:39 pm Current Mood: amused

hey Kiba....i think you should go here... i personally cant wait to see teh fruits of your union, BITCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH (its funny because hes a stupid dog-fucker)

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October 26th, 2003

Subject: See the rest here. Time: 12:29 pm Current Mood: shocked

Yea its me chillin with FAG TEH CAT hes my best friend. UM NEJI WHAT THE FUCK MAN YOUR EMBARASSING ME. FAG. ............................. IM CALLING THE COPS ON YOU YOU GODDAMN PEDOPHILE- DOLPHIN FUCKER

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October 25th, 2003

Time: 03:19 pm Current Mood: high

your asshole. What swear word are you? brought to you by Quizilla um k He will use his psycic powers How would Trigun's Legato Bluesummers kill YOU? (with pictures) brought to you by Quizilla who the fuck is Legato? he looks like a fag. i bet he couldnt kill me- id eat him. hahhahahaahaha. Eeek, it's Gaara! The red-headed orphan who nobody loves and can't win anyone over through song, no matter how hard he tries. His dead mother inhabits the sand that protects him forever and is indestructible until someone really cool like Sasuke comes along. You eventually turn into Akira. Yeah. Hey, It's Another Naruto Quiz! v.1 brought to you by Quizilla ....um YEAH OF COURSE IM GAARA. ;_; Nobody loves me? thats sad... oh well AT LEEST I DIDNT GET UKE!!!! haha

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October 24th, 2003

Time: 10:13 pm Current Mood: grateful

Isnt Neji adorable? yea he is. hes like all cute and innicent and shit here. <33333

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Time: 04:44 pm

LiveJournal Haiku! Your name: zombieclown Your haiku: a juggalo lemme think for a second well oh he gets butt naked Username: Created by Grahame Um WTF.

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Subject: i reely liek to take these thigns Time: 11:27 am Current Mood: melancholy

( survey, fagz ) this just reminds me of how much i hate my life. i wish id never been born... ;_;

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October 23rd, 2003

Time: 09:15 am Current Mood: high

So I was over at Googlisms looking for what ppl are saying about me and this comes up: gaara is 12 and i wanna rape him UM WTF. Neji? Is taht you, Neji? No i bet its Orochimaru. NO WAIT HE WANTS TO RAPE UKE MY BAD. hahahahahahahahahaahahahlol also teh ppl said: gaara is constituted shall be the city of ottawa and surrounding municipalities (um no im not) gaara is hotter~ (hell yea he is!!!!) gaara is so cute~~~ (i bet that was a fangirl LOL) gaara is cool (hell yea) gaara is a tanuki and naruto is the kitsune (um tanuki? i thought i was a badger... -_-;;;;) gaara is xejisa maamulka iyo jiritaanka ummadeed ee puntland; ma dhicin cid (WTF?) gaara is a butt munch (...i bet Uke said that...) gaara is creepy (no im not ;_;) gaara is a ninja from the hidden sand village (HELL YEA RPERESENTIN)

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October 20th, 2003

Time: 10:45 pm Current Mood: loved

I <3 you Neji. even if nobody understands that ill love you forever ^_^ it would be nicer if you'd have my babies, though ;_; but still, you make me cookies and kick Orochimaru in teh face when he starts shit so your'e #1 in my book <333333 and Sasuke? fuck you.

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Time: 03:38 pm Current Mood: crushed

<td bgcolor="#000000">LJ Name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Favorite Color</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Gay or Not Gay?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">In denial. So come out already!</td></tr> Gay or Not Gay? by tashay17 Created with quill18's MemeGen! WTF THEIR LYING FAGS ;_;

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October 19th, 2003

Subject: LMAO Time: 06:13 pm Current Mood: hyper

A beautiful little girl was swinging on a swing in the park, with her pretty cocker spaniel chasing her as she went back and forth. An old man saw her and asked her what hew name was. "Rose," she said. He asked her why her name was Rose. She said: "When I was born, a single rose petal fell on my mother's pillow." The old man's eyes filled with tears and told her that it was a beautiful name. "What is your dog's name?" he asked. "Porky." she said. Confused, he asked, "Why?" She answered, "He likes to fuck pigs." LMAO THAT IS TEH BEST JOKE EVER IM GOING TO TELL IT TO SHIZUNE-SAN BCUZ SHES GOT THAT PIG LOLOLOLOL I bet Akamaru wants to do Ton-Ton. LMFAO whut a faggy dog

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October 16th, 2003

Current Music: Alice Cooper w/ Rob Zombie - In the Hands of Death Time: 09:44 pm Current Mood: annoyed

tell me why when im in a chat room peeple just join up and liek totally act liek assholes liek i was in a room and these people came in and they were liek 'WTF ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING HERE?' and me and Neji were liek 'UH HEY FAGS WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE?!' and they left because tehy were pussies. fags thats why yuo never join a chatroom thats not liek "HOT SEXY GIRLS 4 U" unless your invited. especially not one called "wedding" and shut up Sasuke, me and Neji were totally not going to get married in there. you dumbass.

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October 15th, 2003

Current Music: Twiztid - Freek Show Time: 05:20 pm Current Mood: amused

yea i was real bored today and i was looking for some porn on my computer but instead i found these lol man i want to bee a camwhore again lmao i was so fucking hot. yuo are all just jelous of me and my hot sexy body LOL ( some old fag bought me liek $200 worth of stuff off of Amazon.com haha fag ) ( this was back when i rote poetry. i must say i was pretty good back then but i dont write poetry anymore cause im no longer EMO ) ( this is me at a very diffucult time in my lief. i wuz abusing caffeene pillz and vodka. ) haha i think that Haku fag needs to become a camwhore. lmao, then maybe some old guy culd buy him a life lololo!!!!1

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October 14th, 2003

Current Music: ICP - Super Balls Time: 08:55 pm Current Mood: confused

sup ninjas somebody found my journal? wtf? im kind of scared. they dont know about the real me, the one who eeats babies and listens to ICP and is doing Neji... lol. thats kind of funny.

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October 13th, 2003

Time: 09:58 pm Current Mood: content

im kind of happy today. that crazy old Hokage woman took me in. shes got nice tits. she told me i cant have a puppy but she gave me a big slug to play with. i named him "Sluggy 2 Dope" SHUT UP FAGS ITS A GOOD NAME so im going to go live with her because MY FATHER SUX AND TRIES TO KILL ME. and my sisters still getting married to that old freak with the big hair who looks liek ozzy osbourne in a wig. whut a fag. i cant believe she got knocked up by A FIFTY YEAR OLD DUDE WTF Kakashi-san gives me turnips. i liek them FUCK YUO FAGS WHO DONT LIEK THEM. he even let me hug him. then he told me to go play outside or hed kill me and use me for fertiliezer -_-;;; so i shoved a turnip down sasukes shirt LOL yea. its been a good couple of days. maybe if im real good Temari might let me come to the wedding. (not that i want to be groped by the old dude but whatever)

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